Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you

Yeah, yeah. We've all heard that one. But have you ever stopped to think? Roses aren't just red or #FF0000. There's darker red and lighter red and stuff. So why the hell do they say that?!??

Violets are blue? In case you haven't noticed, VIOLETS ARE PURPLE!! And I'm not even mentioning the center.

Sugar is sweet. Well, this could be true, but they did not state which kind of sugar. It's true if they say sweet sugar, but what about sugar that's been blown up in a pig sty and then dumped in a pile of dung, eh?

And so am I.. well, for one thing, I can be described as anything but sweet. Paranoid, crazy, mad... I didn't hear sweet there. Also, I tasted myself and one thing's for sure, I AM NOT SWEET!!!!!

Yeah, so this is the true poem:

Roses are dark red, red, light red, magenta, burgundy, darkish red, lightish red, darkest red and lightest red.
Violets are purple and have a yellow center. ^^
Sweet sugar that is perfectly unharmed, has just been bought from a 101% reliable shop that gets their products from a 103% reliable company, has not got any living creatures in it and is safe to eat is sweet.
And you are a disgusting taste.

But then it doesn't rhyme... XP

Holly

P.S.: This has been a paranoid drill. Thank you for your cooperation.